me: I can really picture us building a relationship together! He's really sweet, caring and so good looking.
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair